I suggest taping bananas to these vile scum, hanging them in jars of urine and crude oil next to the Van Gogh, and throwing tomatoes at them. Not only would this be an effective deterrent, it could also be called an "installation" and create a revenue stream for the museum.
#FreshBlog - "And It's One...Two...Three..." - my decadal war with the #Healthcare system has come and gone, with minimal scarring: https://radiofarside.substack.com/p/and-its-onetwothree
#FreshPod - "The Great American Gaslight" - Ol' Rufus lays into the #GeezerMedia and the thick, odoriferous layer of #propaganda that passes for #news these days: https://radiofarside.substack.com/p/the-great-american-gaslight?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=904968&post_id=164161447&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=false&r=1g2bfl&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email
#FreshRecipe - "Country Club Mac & Cheese" - this here mac and cheese is so danged good you'll lick the drippin's off of Rufus' beard: https://radiofarside.substack.com/p/country-club-mac-and-cheese