I suggest taping bananas to these vile scum, hanging them in jars of urine and crude oil next to the Van Gogh, and throwing tomatoes at them. Not only would this be an effective deterrent, it could also be called an "installation" and create a revenue stream for the museum.
#FreshBlog - "Stupor Man" - the wife and I were lured into the #Cinema for @JamesGunn's #Superman, and we loved the dog: https://radiofarside.substack.com/p/stupor-man
#FreshBlog - "By Any Other Name" - after a while, the BS is just predicable and expected. If anything ever really changed, we'd probably freak right out: https://radiofarside.substack.com/p/by-any-other-name
#FreshBlog - "Keystone Kops" - the problem with keystones is if they are removed, everything above them collapses: https://radiofarside.substack.com/p/keystone-kops